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Old 31st May 2005, 08:16
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BYMONEK
 
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neetpan

You should perhaps think of changing your name to 'fryingpan' with this food obsession. Anyway, as dogs-ears-up said in an earlier post, the best way forward is legal action. Follow his advice and if i may recommend the following lawyers;

SUE, GRABBIT & RUN

You'll find them all over the States as they're very good at their job. Americans seem to love them for some strange reason?

By the way, if you are successful, (which would be quite possible given previous daft legal claims in the US), don't be too surprised if this appalling Airline refuses to carry you EVER again, that's if they're still in business after your multi million dollar lawsuit. And if you are accepted on another carrier, don't expect a choice. All Airlines will offer a take it or leave it 1 meal policy......................
..to avoid future litigation themselves!

Learning to be a pilot....................give me a break!

Cabin Crew "Sir, would you care for the chicken?"

Neetpan " What, I hate chicken, it's foul ( fowl!)

Cabin Crew " Would you prefer the beef instead?"

Neetpan " I don't want mad cow disease woman!"

Cabin Crew " Can I offer you the fish from FIRST perhaps?"

Neetpan " Oh my cod no. I might choke on some bone!"

Cabin Crew " Apart from cheese, there's nothing else to offer"

Neetpan " Not good enough. I demand to see the Captain!"

Cabin Crew " Sir.........uh............you ARE the Captain!

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