Why do you feel the need to write in "wurzel-speak" , Brain Fade, when you spout forth on matters connected with Bristol? If you listen on the RTF next time you talk to us, you're more likely to hear a regional accent from any part of the UK other than the West Country, I'd suggest - or none at all.
Do you expect ATCOs at Cardiff all to sound like Windsor Davis or those at Glasgow to sound like Rab. C Nesbitt, I wonder? Funny old thing, but not all pilots sound like upper-class Nigels on the RTF either, these days. Ah, stereotyping....
If you detect a sense of humour failure, you could be right.