That treally happened somewhere in ME
A 300 pilot saw two dogs in the middle of runway just after lining up for take off and yelled on the radio with an American accent:
"Hey Tower, there are two f***ing dogs here in the middle of runway!"
ATCO in the tower, who is not native English speaker did not understand what the pilot exactly says and wanted to confirm:
"Sir, confirm two dogs are f***ing on the runway?"