The end is near
By the next Election the RN, RAF and Army will be no more
RBDF will up and running, Royal British Defence Force.
FJ drivers will be seconded from Easyjet for a year's military national service to serve 'President and Country'.
Heli drivers will be hedgehopping out of Odiham before hitching a lift to Shawbury for second tour and finally to one of HMs (or PS - President's Ship's) HMS 'Dingy's as a resettlement tour prior to joining the north sea oil taxi service.
Sailors from cross channel ferries will have to serve a year's national service in a military dinghy engaged on off shore anti-refugee duties.
Night Club bouncers/thugs will serve a year's national service on peace keeping duties.
Clerks clerking in Aldershot, Devonport or Waddington.
Cooks cooking in Rosyth for first tour, then Catterick for detachment before full tour at Cranwell.
Suppliers supplying at Hereford, then Aldergrove and Bahgdad.
Techies teching at Tidworth, then Mount Pleasant and on to Devonport.
Comms communicating at Digby, then from Kandahar before finishing at Corsham in disillusionment.
Intells intelligencing at Chicksands and Cyprus and Whitehall and being totally confused.
Green uniforms, green handkerchiefs, green iPods, green ships, green aircraft, green flags, green food, green everything
PS: And very green government ministers who were grown on green trees will be giving the orders