I heard this one on my scanner, while waiting for a connection flight at Terceira, Azores (LPLA)
Tower: Sata 736 could you report the conditions on final, please?
Sata 736: there was light to moderate chop!
Tower: light to moderate turbulence?
Sata 736: I wouldn't call it turbulence, sir, it was more like a chop, light to moderate chop... But I rather be in Bahamas!
Tower: sorry say again?
Sata 736: I said I rather be in Bahamas...
Tower: Oh! Me too!