How about:
"We've got to be lean and mean", meaning "That's why you haven't had a payrise in four years".
"I know the Quality Derpartment stipulated this improvement on the last audit", meaning "We still have eight payments to go on the mahogany boardroom table and the deep pile carpet with the company logo on it".
"Hangar heating...but it all wafts out when you open the doors in the morning", meaning, "F*** you, you are obviously a lower class than our secretaries and QED don't deserve it".
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