Hahahah...
Glad to see it all transforms to humour in the end. A welcome laugh for me after a long day on GA wages.
I doubt those guys (the Mongolian farmers) look up at the sky each time they hear a plane, exclaiming to each other "Jeez, I'm bloody glad I didn't get into aviation. Command time on Donkeys is much preferable to command time on 30yr old Cessnas"...
520.