All very believable but for one thing.......
A
P registered BMW? No self-respecting officer aircrew would be seen in such an ancient old banger.
Seriously, he need his ar$e kicked. Proper hands-free kits are only a couple of hundred quid including installation - there is no excuse for ignoring the law and rabbitting away on a spiv phone in such a manner.
I spotted a git driving the car behind me with one hand occupied by a spiv phone and the other clutching a cigarette. So, at every junction I slowed right down rather than just giving way, then watched the juggling act in my mirror as he had to change gear......
