Idiot
Frickman,
Until you lose a close mate or seriously injuring or killing yourself doing exactly like you mention.....then you may realise the seriousness of my reply.
If you want to fly an aircraft as you mention....please do it at safe height in an aerobatic aircraft!
Until you have to pull a mate out of a buring wreck with 95% 3rd degree burns....you will not understand just how stupid those actions are!
The unexpected can and does occur!! We are not invulnerable!!
Please don't joke about it!