Airport in Florida.....
Twr: Cessna Nxxxx, your traffic is a Beech Bonanza turning base for 27, you're number 2, cleared to land.
Pilot: Number 2, cleared to land, Cessna Nxxxx.
Twr: Nxxxx, do you have your traffic in sight?
Pilot: Nxxxx, roger the Beech on base.
Twr: Umm.....I can't do that for you son, I'm married!
(well, it made me laugh)