I can't wait, I really just can't wait to take a corkscrew through BHX security. Or will this simple pleasure be denied me by their paranoid leader issuing a local rule reaffirming the corkscrew as a lethal threat to aviation? If she does I guess I'll just have to take two pairs of nail clippers through!
What a magnificent opportunity to flaunt a physical manifestation of common sense in the face of those goons!! Deep joy!