Nothing beats a supercilious ticking-off at HRW when you've missed the fast turn-off.
Tower - "Ahhhh, Speebird ***, just a reminder, we are an extremely busy airport and we would really appreciate it if you expedited off the runway at the earliest opportunity before I sting you for £10 000 and, by the way, it is so inconvenient for me to have to spend so much time reminding you of the procedures bearing in mind that I am obviously far more important than you, you mere bus driver"
Speedbird *** - "Sorry for missing the turning but I don't suppose a anti-skid failure combined with some impressive wake turbulence would count as a reasonable excuse?"
[This message has been edited by smooth approach (edited 25 October 2000).]