And quite rightly too, scroggs!
A chum of mine has just started with the Bearded One's fine airline - on the A340-300 and sparkling new A340-600...with a very good chance of the A380 in a couple of years' time!
Whereas had he (or you) stayed in the mob, the option would be a desk or some clapped-out old jet years past its sell-by date held together with speed tape and black bodge tape with no replacement yet in sight. Or perhaps C-17s to and from the Great Sandpit.
And they wonder why people aren't staying.....??