but by heck you've gotta be good... real good for a low houred jockey.
Nope, just better than you evidently.
Don't apply to Ryanair, they would soon have to change their recruitment policy.
You really think so? Many are called, few are chosen. Would you really have us relax our standards to give the likes of you an easier ride? We're running a successful airline, not a sheltered workshop for inadequates.