For those not qualified to sit in the front two seats of a passenger carrying aircraft there are two types of pilots:
Type 1: The dinner party pilot..... Overpaid, underworked, glamorised, spoon-fed and dependant on automated electronics to do the job..........
Type 2: The pilot who is flying these d*ckhead wallys to their holiday destinations when the weather is totally crap, the aircraft is suffering a major systems failure and there is still four hours to go over a gale swept ocean.....
If the self loading cargo were told that only by offering a vast financial incentive to the guys at the front could their quivering backsides be saved I wonder how much the pilots would be worth then......