May I suggest a "bounty" on TCH?
I will happily send a cheque for £50 to Pprune or another agency. I suggest others do the same. The pot is up for grabs by the individual who gets TCH into the most demeaning, public and humiliating position this side of the General Election.
Anyone heard the story about Two Jags leaving the Cabinet Office, assuming he is unobserved, preening in front of the mirror and addressing his reflection :"You're a sex god".