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Old 31st Jan 2005, 13:40
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spaceman1000
 
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guys, if you are looking for a job, I have one for you.My chief pilot is looking for slaves.
you will fly from 3 am to 11pm. we do not pay you. I have convinced my boss YOU pay for your hours, so here my rate: 1 hour of airbus or B737 will cost you 355$+VAT .WE do not pay accomodation, hotel, transport, uniform. We have decided to triple the cost of everything just to make you happy.

We have a BIG problem here: there is a shortage of pilot.
so please, apply asap, and dont forget your booklet of check for the 1000$ interview. (paid in advance)....

WELCOME IN THE REAL WORLD!!!!

(OK, it is a bad joke, But I guess I am not very far from the reality)
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