Hey Believe, looks like I make almost two and half times what you do! Say what you will, this company is a good judge of character.
If you and your other malcontent brethren are really interested I'll snip the bottom off my payslip and pin it on the top left corner of the bulletin board in the mail room but you'd have to promise to report back here. Then we can see who is full of merde and everyone can breath easier.
Speaking of which, take a breath.