Dad
You could have at least waited until you were out of the restaurant before pulling off that trick with the chocolate profiteroles and hot fudge sauce!!!!!
Was that a repair kit for your flashing signs that you had in the Argos bag the other day, or next years samples!
A bit of advice for the unwary, don't invite a certain Sumburgh controller around for drinkies without locking away the vacuum cleaner first.. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">