Could you pass on the name of your therapist, I think he forgot to tell your carer to take away your internet access.
Define "secured the aircraft". Do you actually mean you or some financial backer has the money to do this and you have signed a purchase deal on a multimillion dollar aircraft, or do you mean that you've spoken to someone who has a contact in Zambia who might know someone in Bombay who has seen a temporarily unallocated aircraft that may or may not be suitable for what you want to do but you could get it real cheap?
I'm actually more frightened at the thought that this ISN'T a wind-up, especially as it seems to be a Queensland-oriented operation.
Please tell us where this will be based so I can avoid visiting the area.