Melchett:
Mate, get youself promoted! That is a view shared by many, but few could have espoused so well. Nice one!
And to my mind, this list of woe has it's roots in one place and one place only - the concept of treating the Armed Forces like it is a business.
I've got it. Corporate sponsorship! Yes, yes, that's it. Solve all the money problems!
VC10s and Timmy Tristar Tankers could be flying adverts for Viagra: "Keeps you up longer!"
The StormShadow missile, brought to your bunker in association is Wella Shockwaves.
This needs a new thread as this one's quite serious.