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Old 13th Jan 2005, 10:53
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So when you said " when other countries soldiers are (note the use of that word) in harms way rescuing NZ nationals abroad or protecting NZ economic interests " it was was just a lie ?
He's talking about when the cops rescue kiwi ("NZ nationals abroad") dole-bludgers ("NZ economic interests") from a pummelling in the Coogee Bay Hotel.


You see, that monster of a PM hates the RNZAF. It is paying them back for when they had to rescue it from the ANsett baggage-snatchers who single-handedly brought New Zulland to its knees by corralling their PM with a bunch of baggage trolleys at Tullamarine a few years ago.

The RNZAF invaded us with a P-3 sent to rescue it and it had to sit on a life-raft drinking luke-warm tea stirred by the Nav's old fella.

Sending a P-3 instead of somthing more plush was payback for scrapping the A-4s.

This act by the baggies (which they still laugh about) was nearly cause for (a very short) war between our great nation and the other two states. Problem was, the Hobbitonians couldn't invade when they realised half of them were already over here bludging on the beaches.

The Moral of the Story? Never drink tea that isn't scalding hot.



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