Mike,
Bravo - excellent fishing, old boy.
Sorry to spoil your fun but PLEASE stop casting. To see so many people 'biting' has made my sides hurt - seriously, I haven't laughed so much in ages!
Come on the rest of you, chill out, this chap is not really being serious!
However, I just worry someone will say something they will regret. Or, God forbid, tell the truth about how hard detachments and exercises really are!