Dicksy,
Gave you an opportunity to rescind on the Rolex gag but I should've known better: of course you own a G-Shock - you would need a timepiece that could withstand all that rigorous wrist action during exercise...
On a more serious note - perhaps you could confine yourself to the basic parameters of the thread, i.e. it's the alleged hypocrisy in the UAE that you should be concerned about. Out of the gutter, my boy.