"Yes, hang on a minute, Bin Laden, old chap, but would you mind telling your attack dog Zarqawi to not do anything that wouldn't constitute 'cricket' for a few days while we go and help the millions that need it in Asia?
Now don't go taking over the country while we're away, will you? Queensbury rules and all that, old boy. I'm sure you understand"
Yeah, right.
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