Yes, I understand that there will soon be a number of ex-Army surplus Bradley Fighting Vehicles on the market one owner, low mileage etc). Buy one for your wife to take the kids to school in (that's if you manage to find the kids a place in a school). Don't get me wrong, the BFV is not needed to avoid terrorist attack, but to increase your chances of survival on Shk Z Rd.
On second thoughts, wait 'till an Abrahams becomes available. I cannot remember when I last drove on that road without seeing an example of incredible driving idiocy. It's really getting beyond a joke.
Wait a minute... Maybe the driving on Shk Z Rd is a cunning Al Qaeda plot to terrorise Westerners out of the Middle East without firing a shot? Tell you what, it's getting close to working on me.