A classic that a colleague relayed to me from his training in the early nineties, when live controller training with JPs was still the order of the day:
PAR (Arab exchange stude):"4 miles, SHY 11 to land"
The tower controller looks out the window, sees the shropshire hunt galloping across the threshold and replies:
"SHY 11 Break off the approach, the hunt is on the runway"
A slightly bemused PAR controller then relays to the JP:
"SHY11 Break off the approach, some c*** is on the runway"
Genius.