Hey, it's a JOKE guys! Jeez, should have known better than to tease the nerds...
Even ol' Evo's getting sniffy! And as for Mazzy....ROTFL!
I can't think of anything useful I can do using the latest version of M$Office, that I couldnt do a few years ago. Put all your details in the wizard and hey presto you've got another boring illegible presentation like all the rest. The concept of upgrading to stop BillG's bloatware crashing is one that I'm sure he would applaud.
Ciao!
PS: I rooted your girlfriends box and didn't use a trojan.