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Old 2nd Dec 2004, 08:04
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Old King Coal
 
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Cool

There's a great many who might consider being a pole-dancer very akin to being an airline pilot ( be that at RyanAir or others ), e.g..
  • The working hours tend to be anti-social.
  • It takes a fair amount of training, skill & dexterity to consistently pull-off a good performance.
  • Being a good looker ( esp. with big jugs and / or long legs ) can help you get a job.
  • Many of the customers are complete tossers ( in every sense of the word ).
  • The management are continually trying to screw you.
  • You keep dancing around the pole in the hope that something better will come along soon ( but it rarely does ); and,
  • The money is quite good.
Of course the really big difference is that pole-dancers don’t have to prostitute themselves as much as pilots do.
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