jamestkirk,
my girlfriend said she would pay good money to see you pole dance. In fact I've mentioned it to a few of the girls in the office and i think you could be onto a winner.
Perhaps a new vocation in life me thinks ???
Once there was the Chippendales, now it might be the Chippenpoles ?
Oh and we would all pay £50 to gain entrance and another £150 for a bottle of fizzy water.
Hmmmmmmm
Goldfinger