The Emirates pilots Yahoo group has a posting on it where a captain has called for broad-based support in his campaign to force the company to imake better free sandwiches.
Apparently, every time he steps on board he is handed our standard pre-departure snack but it doesn't meet with his approval. We are told that the sandwiches are "soggy" and not quite like mum used to make.
I submit that any individual who needs to dredge this far for complaint either has a degree of perfection in their life only found on Mount Olympus or seriously needs their head read.
Any guesses as to his nationality?