Hahaha, that was pretty good. Only one problem.
What exactly is the problem with Quebec? Perhaps it is the french language that you have a problem with? In that case, you will have to blow up most of the Maritimes as well. Canada may not be willing to overlook even a tiny little trespass like that. Sorry for the inconvenience.
JC
"They say that lies can run around the world before the truth has got it's boots on, but watch out! Because once the boots are on, you are in for a good kicking..."