Dumb wench in some spam bar learns that the Vulcan navigator chatting her up comes from Lincoln.
"Lincoln - hey, d'ya think they named it after our president?"
Mark you when I was once asked in the Offutt BX what 'RAF' stood for on my flying suit, I replied "Russian Air Force. We come to see your Americanski missile target plan....."
Dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb.......