I do realize, javelin, that it has two A's but a more literate country man of mine had nabbed it before me. As for ganging up, we wouldn't do that, just trying to get the banter going.
Though it does amaze me how many pilots think that having a good old moan will do them any good, cos it does just the opposite. If you do have a genuine complaint get on the phone to the watch supervisor afterwards, though i doubt he would consider your idea of queue jumping alarming enough to take his feet off the desk and eyes off the newspaper.