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Old 30th Oct 2004, 15:46
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A.R.M.505
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New Sport!

New ATC compo - formation aero's with unknowing aircraft!

Point awarded for:

-Synchronised formation turns/manoeuvres
-Perfect separation
-Extra points for calls from panicky citizens on the ground. (Note, must still comply with rules below)

Rules:
-Aircraft must be correctly separated
-Pilots must be completely none the wiser. Any pilot who spots the impromptu compo happening must be fed mucho beer by all ATC involved.
-ATNS managment must not be any the wiser.
-ATC voice must sound as ultra cool as usual. When sure of a winning score, they can say 'Its a winner!' in a very excited voice.

Bonus points awarded for getting more than two aircraft in sync, and also for getting two or more to do unusual stuff in sync, ie max climb rate till clear of airspace, ultra slow/fast flight etc.

HUGE bonus points for being able to spark a tv debate on 'Carte Blanche' on the dangers of the Joburg ATNS system, esp. if ATNS management is STILL not aware of activity! Automatic winning of entire competition if tv debate composed entirely of people who dont know anything whatsoever about flying!

So, whaddya think?