Swanwick is already half empty - they sent the 'muppets' to the new 'Corporate and Technical centre'. That 'call centre' is full of muppets. I expect HR to be next, then contractors, facilities management, engineering and finally - ATC.
It all looks funny at the moment but be wary. These Turkies have no idea and for many the boarding card will lead straight to the job centre!!!
Apparently they want us all to be more like Germany (DFS). I really don't know what to say about that.