Send a letter to OC TRIV asking when the team are visiting your section to convert all your file titles. When he writes back telling you to get on with it, write back saying NO.
What they going to do? Court martial you with all the attendant gutter press publicity?
In any case, by the time they find out that this task is at the bottom of your in tray, you'll have been posted/promoted/PVR'd/etc...