Heard this one recently,
ATC - "Virgin 501 contact Brisbane Centre on 130.9, expect star clearance."
No response.
ATC - "Virgin 501 Brisbane Centre, contact Centre on 130.9, expect star clearance"
No response.
ATC - "Virgin 501 Brisbane Centre"
No response.
ATC - "Virgin 501 Brisbane Centre"
VOZ 501 - "Virgin 501, was that you calling Centre?"
ATC - "Yes Virgin 501, I was beginning to thinks my kids were flying the aircraft, they don't listen to me either!"