OK, heres another :
Jag mate on his way over to red flag needs a pee.
Gets out the pee bag.
Undoes the trunk on the goon suit and tries to "connect" the willie end to pipe. ( I am led to believe that it is similar to a condom).
Decides that only way to get "condom" end on willie is to get a stiffie so starts to "excite" himself. (Are you still with me?)
Eventualy gets "excited" willie and pee bag conected and lets nature take its course and continues across the pond trailing the supporting VC10.
During red flag, and whilst the finest of many nations are viewing the debrief screen, video of afore mentioned jagmate jerking off in cockpit is shown!!!
VC10 crew had filmed whole episode!!!
Much merryment ensues.
