Im not an F/A but I fly a small charter aircraft in Tanzania in which im the pilot, hostie and tour guide. There is usually an open co pilots seat where pax have to sit as ballast.It always seems that when people are on holiday they usually leave their brains behind....
1- "Is this plane safe".. no lady I have a death wish
2- Flying into the selous game reserve i was asked by an american pax with a heavy southern twang.."what time do they feed the animals" to which i replied "6 o'clock, we have plenty of time"
3-On app to kilimanjaro airport.
PAX: "oh my god what are those straight lines just ahead of us. Is that a natural phenomena"(excuse spelling).
Confused Pilot: "Power lines"
4- Flying direct from Arusha to Lake manyara my ballast asks
"So which way is lake Manyara"
Pointing out of the front of the aircraft i replied "that way"
One day ill have a cockpit door and leave the pay to the professionals. keep ur cool F/A's
