On a flight from Gatwick to Murcia recently, an american pax started chatting and telling us all how he'd wanted to go to Spain all his life and had spent the last few months reading all about it and the things he wanted to see. However, the quality of his literature was called into question when he informed us that he really wanted to go to Ibiza and could we recommend any pedal-boat companies so he could go over there for the night?