Some of us are entitled to our "Senior moments",
air-slag 
I'd be interested in that one,
Amos - haven't heard it.....one of the better ones from not long before "The War", was of a certain Rat with the Gold Teeth (TRWTGT), deploying the slide on a 767 during a turnaround in SYD,,,
"I've got hidden microphones and cameras, and handwriting experts investigating this defacing of the bulletins I've issued"...little did he know it was one of those who returned with him to The New Order (following his stint on the B707 in Honkers)
Gordon Hailes...was the name of the Pommie I was trying to think of earlier - ex-RAF chappie, you know..pip pip.