ATC Humour
On LGW Ground a few years ago just after BAW transferred a number of long haul routes from LHR, most flight crews seemingly of the 'Captain Speaking' plummy accent ilk:
"BAW XXX Ground, hold short of Taxiway 4, traffic on your stand has a thirty minute slot delay"
"Ground, BAW XX, thirty minutes? Where does that leave us then?"
Anonymous voice believed to be a Monarch 757:
"In the !!!!....":
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