" a joke"
an elderly gentleman well into his nineties is about to embark on his first flight ever traveling to see his grandchildren... his daughter who was seeing him off was understandably a bit concerned and explained the situation to the flight attandant and asked if they coulld keep an eye on him.. the f/a said not to worry he would be fine and they would watch out for him...
about an hour into the flight the old gentleman slowly began to lean over to his left into the aisle.. a f/a who noticed this quickly rushed over, straightened him up and proped a pillow under his left arm to support him... he sat there for another 10 minutes and then slowly began to lean over to his right side into the vacant seat next to him... again the f/a rushed over straightened him up and proped a pillow under his right arm so he was now supported fully upright. where he remained for the remainder of the flight.
when he finally arrived at his destination the old fellow slowly made his way up the areobridge to the greetings of his exited grandchildren... "granddad grandad they said how was your first flight...?' "good" he said. then after a slight pause "they wont let you fart though".