Here's a fresh one for you all...
We 9/10 times board from both the front and rear of the aircraft. It's a simple system and the ground crew try to spell it out as clearly as is possible. If you are in rows 1-15, front stairs. Rows 16 and above, rear stairs.
Tonight whilst Deadheading, during boarding a less than intelligent but very well dressed lady was having trouble getting to her seat from the front of the aircraft against a torrent of pax boarding from the rear. I asked her which seat she was in, she told me 27B. I told her that next time she may be better off boarding via the rear stairs as that would deliver her alot closer to that seat. She looked at me in disgust and said, "All these people want to get past me and it's just not good enough! You should do something about it!"
Lady, if you weren't such an oxygen thief, the problem would never have existed...
Hmmm
