Brilliant topic Sinala, very entertaining and it certainly kept me amused during my shift.
Reminds me of a story my uncle told me as a child.
He was a businessman and used to travel a lot. Once when he was travelling on a Viscount (remember those) in the 1960's, the elderly gentleman seated next to him summoned the young hostie.
"Excuse me miss, could you tell the pilot to switch off one of those big fans as I am feeling a bit cold"
The old ones are definitely the best.!!!!
