Why don't you apply to one of the national newspapers as a bullsh*t control executive? Your job would be to look through every aviation related article and remove any rubbish. Examples of things to remove:
"The pilots, most of whom command six figure salaries..."
"Increasingly being a pilot is all about pushing buttons..."
"The plane stalled and the pilot was unable to restart the engine in time..."
It seems that most national papers could do with someone like this.
