Well IF you run out of jobs, let me know, my Wife will soon find you some.......
Just found this at another site.
YES, it is a joke, I think.
The only other words that will more quickly capture the attention of the steely-eyed, granite-jawed airline captain are "Uh, oh, they forgot to load the crew meals".
Now you have me searching the Internet for ideas.
I was trying to find some regulations, but so far found these.
Designer Notes
Designed and built at the request of Flight Attendants (they are now bringing their own meals along for 3-4 day trips), this cooler is an excellent choice for people who want to look professional when bringing food to work.
Bernard Majeau, Product Design Manager.
Product Features
Designed specifically for the unique needs of Flight Attendants
Top “dry” compartment has two zipper pulls for easy access and is perfect items that do not need to be kept cold
Zippered mesh pocket in the lid keeps napkins and other small items in place
Bottom “cold” compartment is insulated on all six sides and has a leak-proof welded PVC liner
Front tip-out pocket has two zipper pullers for easy access and side pleats to prevent contents from spilling out
An elasticized mesh pocket against the body is great for packets of mayo, mustard, etc. plus there is zippered mesh pocket against the front – a perfect place for silverware
Unzip the special pouch pockets on either end to reveal mesh drop-bottom water bottle carriers – sized to hold a .5 liter bottle on one side and 1.0 liter bottle on the other
There are three ways to carry the Crew Cooler
1) Padded web handles that are rivet-reinforced and box-x stitched for traditional tote-style carrying
2) Removable adjustable shoulder strap
3) Rear pass-thru pocket for stacking on top of your wheeled carry-on
ID Pocket on the back fits a standard business card
Satin nickel zipper pulls are easy to find and easy to grab
All seams fully finished
A TIP FROM THE PROS: Use zip-loc bags to hold ice. A variety of sizes will help to keep the ice where you want it, prevent the melt-off from soaking into food containers and from leaking to the outside of the bag while you are on the go, and are easy to refill from the galley, hotel, or office.