Pax 1: Can I have some playing cards.
Me: Sure, I'll go and get you some.
Deliver back to Pax 1
Pax 1 Wife: Can I have some too.
Me: Sure, I'll go and get you some also.
Deliver back to Pax 1 wife.
Pax 2: What has that man got?
Me: (silently, apart from an annoying wife?) He's got playing cards.
Pax 2: Why didn't I get any?
Me: You didn't ask for them... Would you like some?
Pax 2: Yes.
Deliver cards to Pax 2
Pax 2 Wife: Can I have some?
