Currently working as a dispatcher for my sins, so i generally try to avoid pax as much as possbile, but i can't hide from their inane questions all the time.
This occured a long time ago, so don't remember the exact wording. As the pax were getting off the aircraft to board the coaches to take them to arrivals, one member of the mindless public basically asked me which of the three buses he should board to take him to his place. I think he genuinely believed this was a shuttle service from the aircraft to his home, and i must have just been the bellboy who was going to deliver his bags. No tip though I'm afraid! How ungrateful.